Dancing through life is always more fun with friends! Thanks to our pal Jonathan Bailey for stopping by to bust a move. 🕺😂🧡 pic.twitter.com/f8Cr2Ybupq
— Sesame Street (@sesamestreet) November 18, 2025
I said I'd only consent to a wedding video if it was just like a royal wedding TV show. My husband booked a video company and then got two reporters from the local radio station to commentate. It was technically brilliant and utterly horrifying. I'll never watch it again.
— Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) November 15, 2025
Decades make more sense if you think of the sixties as being 1965 – 1975; the seventies as 1975 – 1985; the eighties as 1985 – 1995, and so on.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) November 17, 2025
First time finding out that people change pyjamas every night 😭 https://t.co/mG3GKGzWVq
— Sabelo (@Mahoota11) November 17, 2025
Songs should all have a unique digital identifier, like an ISBN, so that playlists etc would be interchangeable between all the different streaming services.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) November 17, 2025
The main thing I’ve learned since moving to London is that everything is always 40 minutes away. Irrespective of the distance involved, the mode of transport, or how long Google Maps says. It’s 40 minutes away.
— Keir Bradwell (@keirbradwell) November 17, 2025
Not calling it Formula UNO is the biggest missed opportunity to ever missed opportunity https://t.co/7znhlkqZKB
— Rotary Engine Apologist (@atrocidadcasera) November 18, 2025
I feel like flour bag technology should be better at this point.
— Benny Boy (@Camel_Crushin) November 18, 2025
While checking in for a ct scan the person in front of me was checking in for a colonoscopy. She asked if they needed her ID – the woman checking her in said. And I quote.
— A (@Dad_2_The_Bone) November 19, 2025
“No, we don’t run into too many people showing up to take someone else’s colonoscopy”
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Oh hey @waitrose , you and I have very different ideas of what "a little treat" means… pic.twitter.com/wdpjTte8q7
— Louise Pepper (@loupepper) November 19, 2025
Formula 1 should have one race a year where all the drivers use the same spec of car and massive points are awarded. Let's see who the real fastest driver is.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) November 21, 2025
Proposal: The orange flag. It’s just like a yellow flag but it’s less serious so nothing we actually need to worry about.
— Christian Hewgill (@ChrisHewgill) November 22, 2025
“Oh he’s just gone straight on but he’s not in the wall”. ORANGE FLAG#F1 #LasVegasGP
Unpopular opinion but at this point, I'm willing to pay more money for appliances with zero 'smart' stuff & just knobs & buttons for everything
— Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) November 21, 2025
Take a moment with @elmo and Mr. Jonathan. We hope it's just what you need. ❤️🍂🫶 pic.twitter.com/bHk4hPHR7d
— Sesame Street (@sesamestreet) November 18, 2025
I’m ‘Auntie Mabel flying to WHSmiths to buy ONE singular pencil’ level of petty and lazy today pic.twitter.com/QIxmx5p1sl
— JustRandomThoughts (@randomstuffxzxz) November 15, 2025
This being Tess & Claudia’s last ever show in the Blackpool Tower Ballroom 😭😭 #Strictly pic.twitter.com/FJ1mSKHM1F
— sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ (@superTV247) November 22, 2025
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